The Fast and the Ugly
(The Cranberries - Ridiculous Thoughts)

So I was randomly viewing blogs earlier. I have to admit, blogger's little random blog button at the top right is very enticing. It beckens my name. The only draw back is that occasionally I'll get to a page where the user has tried to be "cute" and design their own page - leaving out the random blog button. Hello...you're breaking my chain of addiction!

So as I was saying, I was randomly viewing blogs and I stumbled across this guy's blog. For the sake of giving him a name to refer to - I will call him Ugly Boy. Now Ugly Boy was astoundingly ugly. So much so that he was blogworthy. Hence this post.

Now before you start saying that I'm mean. I just want to say, I know. Being mean is a totally underrated art these days and I'm trying to perfect it. Don't worry, I'm not about to post his link. There's a fine line between being mean and being MEAN! People need to stop pointing their righteous finger and realize that they'd think the exact same thing I was thinking if they stumbled across this page. The only difference is I'm writing about it. Which makes me an actualized meanie and makes you a closet meanie. Step out into the light meanies!

So back to Ugly Boy. I just got home from basketball and I decided to visit Ugly Boy's page again because I thought I'd give him a second chance and see past the cover and actually read his blog. Guess what, he took the picture down!! So not only is he ugly but he's also fast. There's nothing on his blog now but a picture of some devil.

You had to have seen this picture. This guy had a giant picture of him and his sister (I'm assuming) and the sad part was that the picture totally cut off his sister's head. All you could see was the top of her head and eyes. I think if he had included more of her in the picture it would have taken focus off of him.

Now here's the scary part. For a person that ugly to post a giant picture of themself, he/she has to have high self-esteem. We all know self-esteem is greatly influenced by our surrounding environment. Now I'm pretty ugly myself but I'm surrounded by average people so my self-esteem isn't quite as tattered and torn. This guy has to be surrounded by some really ugly people to think that he can post a giant supermodel picture of himself. Just think, there's a small town of uglies out there.

I know I'm going to hell for this.